So there I was, sitting in a business meeting, about ten of us gathered around the conference room table, with a Power Point slide show going. It was a long meeting, ended up lasting for three hours by the time we were done. And… it started out a little contentious, but eventually came around to being a pretty productive meeting.
Like the others, I was serious and to the point in the meeting. Except for one time…
I decided this was the perfect place for me to give away my dollar. But… this was one of those days where it wasn’t just a dollar. I had a ten in my pocket cued up and ready to drop. I chose this room, this meeting, to do it in.
So I reach into my pocket… I am absolutely sure no one sees what I’m doing… I covertly flicked it away from me and onto the floor underneath the conference room table. I was convinced that it was going to go unnoticed for quite some time.
Well… I really don’t know how this happened, but the guy sitting right across the table from me must’ve glanced down just at the time I did this, because he reached down, picked it up, and handed it back to me, saying, “You must have dropped this”. That ten wasn’t even on the floor for a whole second yet!
Thinking fast, I said, “Oh, yeah, hey thanks”.
But deep down inside, I kinda felt like el stupido!
Did the Secret Dollar Man just get caught?
